I thought it was real nice, GM becoming more diverse and culturally inclusive by making a Kenyan their CEO. I didn't know Kenya knew anything about making cars, but apparently this guy has studied abroad, or something. Anyway, he ought to be open to ideas on what kind of cars to make, so here goes:
* Since GM has an Enterprise Value of 43 billion, and carries 54 billion in debt, our little family's share of ownership is roughly 700 bucks in the hole. Therefore, whatever car they end up foisting on us, should come with a $700 check just to make it a square deal.
* The new car should come with it's own federal legislation making it illegal to operate if you are not armed. That way, there'll be less people in my way as I haul the rugrats from activity to activity.
* It should come in pink.
* It should run on change.
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An online dramatization of Aimee: Righteous Mother of Young Children, Tireless Explainer of Justice, Well-armed Semi-reclusive Borderline-libertarian, and Snark-filled Homeschooler of the Fairly Remote Windswept Hinterlands. More 'Preparadness Enthusiast' than 'Disaster Junkie'. Blend of Grinch and Cindy-Lou Whoo. Her Hubby thinks he's hot stuff cuz he's EQ secretary. (In short, A mixture of truth and made up stuff. "As far as you know, it's all made up.")
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